runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

pyrrhiccomedy:

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

negaytoros:

what the fuck did you just say about my waifu you little bitch

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

itspartycat:

victini:

holy shit diagonal movement

sturmtruppen:

granny smith has an apple for a cutie mark

big macintosh has an apple for a cutie mark

applejack has an apple for a cutie mark

apple bloom, in all likelihood, has got those apple bottom genes

tacotwerker:

henriksaves:

shawnlevy:

Pride not prejudice #rctid

I’m too amused by the fact that they used the pic of Gaz kissing Scholesy after he scored against City. LOL. One of my favorite United moments.

How is thjIS NOT ON THE NEWS

rockergirlmetal:

Ozzy Osbourne having fun at wax museum.

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

laurangeblossom:

gloomyburr:

this is really cute omg

AND DAT ANIMATION

HNNNNG ITS FRIGGIN AWESOME

I love this so much.